LAWS OF LIFE

 LAWS OF LIFE

 (THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY )

 We all know that Murphy’s Law is a fact of life. I came across the following sub-laws and found them to be more true and very funny. Tell me which of these laws you have come across in your life

Law of Gravity Any tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner

Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters  The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine  won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss  will ask you to do something which will last until  coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces  The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Wilson 's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy  As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

Law of Logical Argument  Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your  nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.. Law of Queue  If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.